Thursday, January 1, 2009

That's a Good Question

Some questions beg an answer. Consider the following: 

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money in your account? 

How do you know the light really turns off when you shut the refrigerator door? 

What exactly is Spam? 

Why doesn't glue stick to its own bottle? 

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? 

Here’s my personal favorite question: Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?